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adultnapped

When an adult gets "kidnapped".

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Jameson's wife was out gardening and was taken by 2 men. Jameson went to the police station to report it and told the cop my wife was adultnapped.
by @pass_on_themix June 8, 2016
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an adult

An adult is when you're an, uh, well it's when you think you're a big boy, but really you're just a child in grown person's body and you hate your job and the other person that lives in your house.
by King Bob IV April 28, 2017
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disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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adolescent adult

An adult who never grows up.
A Person who acts like a kid.
One who acts very immature for their age.
A big kid.
Sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008
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Adult Swim

A night time program on Cartoon Network that dedicates it's shows to a fan-base audience of "14" years or older. They show anime and more 'adult' cartoons.

The list of shows that have been on Adult Swim are as follows:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Baby Blues, Big O, Blue Gender, The Brak Show, Case Closed, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, FLCL, Futurama, Harvey Birdaman: Attorney at Law, Home Movies, Inuyasha, Kilkaider, Lupin the 3rd, Mission Hill, The Oblongs, Reign: the Conqueror, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Trigun, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolf's Rain
As of Sunday, July 11, 2004

Monday thru Thursday (11 p.m. - 2 a.m. + repeats from 2 a.m. - 5 a.m.): Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Tenn Hunger Force, Inuyasha, Case Closed, Lupin the 3rd.

Saturday (11 p.m. - 2 a.m. + repeats from 2 a.m. - 5 a.m.): Futurama, Sealab 2021, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun.

Sunday (11 p.m. - 2 a.m. + repeats from 2 a.m. - 5 a.m.): Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021/Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Brak Show/Baby Blues, Mission Hill, Home Movies.
by Hayley July 11, 2004
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Adult Orphan

Any person of legal adult age who is parent less, due to death, or being abandoned. Or a person whom has aged out of the adoption process
Example: Jamie's parents both passed away in a car accident when she was 17, her grandma took care of her til she was 18-19 then passed on and Jamie is now an adult orphan and is left with out any parental figures.
by shastablastamasta April 8, 2010
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baby adult

An 18-20 year old human.
Mom: "Happy Birthday, son! You're 18 years old today, wow!"
Son: "Thanks, Mom. Yup, I'm an ADULT now! Legally I can do whatever I want and you can't ground me."
Mom: laughs "Adult? You're a BABY adult."
by Princess Butterfly June 26, 2017
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