To be a "Chill ass motherfucker," hence the c.a.m.f. Someone who would fall in line of this catagory is a listener of Sublime or a frequent beach dweller.
by So cal chief March 4, 2004
Get the c.a.m.f mug.A.M.C stands for After Meal Coma. Its when you eat so much food at one sitting that you find it physically impossible to move, even a small task like scratching your nose becomes a journey of self discovery and a challenge you will never forget.
When it hits it hits HARD and it often causes dramas between the AMC sufferer and family,friends and colleagues due to the inabillity of the AMC sufferer to clean up after themselves or for that matter even move after eating, leaving others to do everything for the sufferer until the coma wears off, which can be up to 4 sometimes 5 hours later.
When it hits it hits HARD and it often causes dramas between the AMC sufferer and family,friends and colleagues due to the inabillity of the AMC sufferer to clean up after themselves or for that matter even move after eating, leaving others to do everything for the sufferer until the coma wears off, which can be up to 4 sometimes 5 hours later.
Z housekeeper ate so much left behind food for lunch she is now suffering from A.M.C and cant move off the couch!
by RoomCheckerElite April 8, 2011
Get the A.M.C mug.When a man inserts his genitalia into a womans cunt, followed by her ass, and then finally into her mouth. leaving her with a shitty taste.
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marry- ew! jared totally C.A.M'd me lastngiht when i was hammerd.
susy- gross did u brush your teeth?
marry- yes 56 times!
susy- gross did u brush your teeth?
marry- yes 56 times!
by Haley1234 February 13, 2008
Get the C.A.M mug.n. an asian slut with way too much makeup on (like those who work at M.A.C. Cosmetics) to the point where you cannot see the relevance between them and their respective family members.
examples of how to identify a M.A.C. bitch:
1. see if you can see the individual hairs of her eyebrows
2. see if you can tell what her natural skin color is
3. see if her makeup always matches her outfit, down to her wetseal thong
examples of how to identify a M.A.C. bitch:
1. see if you can see the individual hairs of her eyebrows
2. see if you can tell what her natural skin color is
3. see if her makeup always matches her outfit, down to her wetseal thong
M.A.C. bitches who go to the predominantly asian clubs every weekend, who usually have 'ties' with the bouncers.
by happyfunker March 16, 2009
Get the M.A.C. bitch mug.Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010
Get the L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T mug.1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)
2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees
3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.
4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.
2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees
3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.
4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.
Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.
Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
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