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P.T.F.A.O.

Put The F*cking Album Out

Used by artists who have exclusive music, but want to amp up the masses.

Coined by Rock City.
Song - Ransom (Remix)

Chris Brown rapping
Hot as ever
And that’s something ya;ll should know

Told you I wasn't playin'
So in I go

How you ever seen me and Rock City's live show?
All I gotta say is P.T.F.A.O.
by Celtix Fan August 28, 2009
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A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
by Billy January 20, 2005
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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P.I.F.A.

Pain in the f*ckin' ass
My boss paged me four times already today. He's such a P.I.F.A.!
by Felicia Bartlett November 9, 2008
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P.O.A.F.

Pissed Off As Fuck; extremly agitated or overwhelmingly upset.
I didn't have time to plan out my christmas shopping this year. I'm extremly P.O.A.F.!
by b_rock44 January 5, 2011
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P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....
When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....
by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019
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f.a.m.p.s.

by joejoethetee September 15, 2009
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