a s c e n d

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

by qjns? April 7, 2019

S.C.A.T

The eating of one's shit.

I do not like scat pictures

by ass pounder June 28, 2003

P.A.N.I.C.S.

Person Acting Normal In Crazy-ass Situations

Yea, my buddy Jim was a total P.A.N.I.C.S.

by Yomeighyurine May 2, 2007

S.C.A.

Strong Critical Atheist- someone who not only doesn't believe in God, they have to argue with everyone who does.

Moreorless as annoying as people who go on about god(s) all the time, mainly because they're so argumentative.

Often found around members of the CU (Christian Union)

CU: 'God is amazing'
S.C.A.: 'Why?'
CU: 'Because He made everything'
S.C.A.: 'No he didn't, you're deranged'

Etc. etc. etc.

by LadyRin April 24, 2008

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

Clunge Seeking Allowance (C.S.A)

The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.

N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*

"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"

by girlslikedjs February 12, 2009

S.C.A.T

South Coast Area Transit

The very poorly named publicly owned transit company that provides bus service in Western Ventura County in the cities of Ojai, Oxnard, Port Hueneme, San Buenaventura.

Who would name there bus service S.C.A.T?

by wilis August 31, 2005