asshole in a truck 

A term used to describe a bad driver of a truck, 4WD or ute. See song often sung by drivers.

"I'm an asshole in a truck
I'm an asshole in a truck
I cannot drive for shit
I'm an asshole in a truck".

asshole in a truck by John Barratt August 20, 2008

What's a truck? 

A rhetorical question, rooted in Distillers message board lore, which has become a metaphysical problem of tremendous proportions.

When someone asks you what a truck is, don't pretend you know. Your concept of a truck, as a big motor vehicle with a flat bed in back, or perhaps as the piece of metal that connects the wheels of a skateboard to the deck, is only scraping the surface of this quandary. This question is on par with the meaning of life, in terms of complexity.

"Dude, I kept seeing these huge wheeled things on I-80, on my way up here. It was alarming, I have no idea what they were."

"Don't look at me, I have no idea what you were talking about."

What's a truck? by Danny Delinquent January 18, 2004

National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day 

On March 1st its National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day, when you are free to run over feminists with trucks!

Ryan: Bro its March 1st, do you know what that means?

Kevin: What?

Ryan: It is National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day! Lets go and run over Alex`s mum!

National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day by Hypxrrr January 6, 2021

dumps like a truck 

An analogy used to describe people, usually larger ones, who excrimate their feces in a manner resembling a dumptruck dumping it's load.

Man, that fat old b1tch dumps like a truck

dumps like a truck by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

what a truck 

used when people are being dumb or in any other siduations where someone like pinky thinks its not

uhh you diddnt know.. what a truck

what a truck by onair233 October 16, 2010

Built like a truck 

A fat fuck

Stfu bitch u built like a truck

Built like a truck by Big dick daddy 23 August 6, 2021

go slip on a truck

This particular saying is used when you are so upset that the words just won't come out right so instead you get, go slip on a truck.

Kary- "You ruined everything! go slip on a truck!"

Isabel- "You don't know my life!"

go slip on a truck by CaptainFudge February 5, 2010