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thing

'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:

1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.

2. An interest or area of knowledge

3. A penis.

4. An engagement or appointment.

5. A romantic relationship.

6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?

2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."

3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.

4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.

5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.

6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
mugGet the thingmug.

Not a thing

When you desribe anything to a friend that is deemed to not exist or to be rediculous.
Person 1: The other day I had a sick meal, I had omlette on toast
Person 2: Mate, that's not a thing.

Person 1: I saw a canned chicken today...
Person 2: Why is that even a thing?
by omletteontoast December 7, 2011
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A Thing

An action, fashion style, philosophy, musical genre, or other popularly recognized subsection of popular culture. Normally used in surprise at it's existence. Becomes official when a wikipedia article is created for it.
"Whats the deal with those skin-tight body suits?"
"Oh, you mean Zentai?
"Huh. I didn't know that was a thing."
by mrpeach32 December 31, 2011
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thing

I've got a thing for Krista
by Mietek May 15, 2005
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Thing

A thing is a thing. Much like a thing but more thingy.
The thing is brokeen so get the thing to replace the thing because without the thing the thing would not be thingy.
by Thing April 12, 2005
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Will Things

the act of leaving the room when nobody is paying attention and totally disappearing, leaving your buddies chilling and clueless in your room or house while you do things that are unknown to everybody else.
chillin at wills crib playin black ops with 4 of our buddies

Person A: Dude where did Will go?

Person B: Iono its his greens though.

Person C: He's probably doing will things

Everybody: True
by DjSnowcrab February 26, 2011
mugGet the Will Thingsmug.

Thinging

n. \ˈthiŋiŋ\ - In a relationship, the intersection between being a "thing" and just being a "fling". A not-so-serious level of dating, that is still more serious than a one-night-stand or a quick relationship. Usually, it occurs when good friends become something more.
"Is Kayla dating that guy now? I thought they were just friends..."
"No, they aren't dating, they are just thinging now."
by Niork777 February 16, 2009
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