National take a shower day

You have to take a shower every hour

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc

by DariEru September 2, 2021

grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home

i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower

by white fagggot April 28, 2023

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

A Turkish shower

When you improve your body smell by showering in cheapass perfume instead of water and soap. Anyone who's been around the Mediterranean will note MENA men followed by a cloud of cheapass perfume.

This is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to Nirvana. I guess a Turkish shower will have to do...

by Alex Largo August 19, 2016

take a cold shower

to relieve yourself of all sexual desire. i.e masterbation or a cold shower

"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."

by Meltdownx July 28, 2003

take a cold shower

to take a shower using cold water

I will take a cold shower. It will be cold. My balls will shrink. Brr.

by Magicpants October 11, 2007

take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“bro, take a hot shower”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022