quagmire.
by your left nut March 16, 2021
Get the Quagmiremug. /kwagmyer/ - noun
a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really don’t want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out what’s really going on with them
2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where you’ll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours
a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really don’t want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out what’s really going on with them
2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where you’ll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours
Example #1
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if she’s happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!”
Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if she’s happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!”
Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."
by The Shuffler June 11, 2018
Get the quagmiremug. Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Elitist April 7, 2004
Get the quagmiremug. by Park School August 2, 2003
Get the Quagmiremug. Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!
its quagmire giggity giggity goo!
by WavyCrip May 31, 2019
Get the Quagmiremug. when a guy gives a girl ruffies and she passes out. he then procides to have sex with her while she is asleep.
by Kbucker13 April 25, 2011
Get the a quagmiremug. by Family Guy rocks February 18, 2005
Get the Quagmiremug.