eat a dick

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick

by halfjap November 3, 2005

Suck a dick day

October 21. is a national suck a dick day!

"hey guys you can just let her suck your dick!"

"why?"

"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"

by lolandiooooop October 20, 2019

That's a dick I can suck

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

by meatpigeon November 25, 2009

Being a Dick

Someome that is constantly acting like an asshole when unnecessary.

Me: you look nice today
Them: you don't, have you ever heard of a hair brush
Me: ugh you are being a dick

by Boi_itsmendes July 12, 2019

national send a dick pic day

everyday .

if u get sent this you owe them a dick pic immediately.

yoooo my girl just sent me this !! guess im gonna have to send a dick pic ! immediately! right at this second because it is national send a dick pic day !
national send a dick pic means send one . right now.

by twinkletoes54 October 28, 2020

Glock with a dick

A Glock with a dick is a Glock (handgun) with an extended clip

Did you see jhonathans Glock with a dick

by Poopslosher April 25, 2022

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 28, 2003