His dad was a blacksmith 

Someone who doesn't know their father

Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.

His dad was a blacksmith by Fatkid the Baptist November 24, 2022

my dad is a war criminal 

serbia

bosnian: haha u serbians suck!!!
serbian: my dad is a war criminal

my dad is a war criminal by aaa a11a December 27, 2021

your dad is a big nigga

When your fatherly figure is African American, and he's big

"your dad is a big nigga homes, I don't wanna get in no fight with him"

your dad is a big nigga by AshkAhsss March 10, 2020

Roleplay a Faggot’s Dad 

This is another way to tell someone to kill themselves

You should roleplay a faggot’s dad on god.

Roleplay a Faggot’s Dad by Kanye_supporter5 November 7, 2023

Your dad is a guy 

The insult that will trigger all the LGBT girls and guys in the future generations

LGBT girl: fuck you

You: your dad is a guy
LGBT girl: *exposes you on Twitter*

Your dad is a guy by Nikomaki1 September 28, 2021

My Dad is a Cop 

A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.

My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.

Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!

My Dad is a Cop by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 27, 2019

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa 

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018