batman

to go missing without notice

The guy did a batman on me again.

by the_intern June 28, 2008

Batmaning

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.

"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"

by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012

Batman

Quite probably the best superhero known to man. After a tragic childhood accident, Bruce Wayne devoted his mind to crime-fighting. Although many know him for his fortune and gadgets, Batman's main strengths are is astounding intelligence and willpower. It is generally agreed upon by his fans that if you tell him who his opponent will be a week ahead of time, he will always win.

Batman would compete in the Olympics, but he has better things to do than win enough gold to destabilize an economy.

by Batfan December 20, 2010

The Batman

To kill someone's parents

" why did you do the Batman on Sara keeth"

"Idk got bored"

by Me is I and us June 30, 2019

Batmanning

Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles

Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"

by mrbigmclargehuge September 1, 2011

Batman

When someone is performing fellatio on you and you thrust a little too deep, thus damaging their vocal cords and causing them to speak in the characteristically raspy voice of Christian Bale's Batman.

"Wtf is wrong with your girlfriend's voice?"
"I got a little too excited head-fucking her last night and gave her a Batman."

by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015

Batman

While having sex doggy style, you have to subtly grab the drapes and tie them around your neck to make a mantle (works best with dark or black drapes). When its done you now start to hummm the batman song. From that you continue until your partner notice you are humuming and when (s)he ask what you are doing you start signing out loud, Batman, Batman.

High chance of self cock-block do at your own risk

guy 1 : Man, i cock blocked myself

guy 2 : How?

guy 1 : I did Sherly a batman, you should have seen her face, i couldn't stop laughing

by bate man July 21, 2010