float a baby down the nile 

Used when going to the toilet for a shit

I'm just going to float a baby down the nile

float a baby down the nile by Bill Odey December 23, 2006

punch a baby in the dick 

To be so angry you will do something irrational.

"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"

punch a baby in the dick by Chris Marks August 31, 2006

punch a baby 

a phrase to say when your mad at something or someone regardless of the circumstances you are in.

Georgie: hey cassi! you're lookin' kinda fat today..

Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!

or

I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!

punch a baby by Purple Astronaut January 4, 2009

Four and a Baby 

The phrase refers to 1/8 of a Kilo of cocaine. Approximately 125g which breaks down to four full ounces in addition to 13g which is just short of a half ounce. The baby refers to the short half ounce.

Rapper Young Jeezy quotes a price of 'two grand flat' for this amount of the drug in his album Thug Motivation 101.

"Let me get an 1/8 of a bird."

"You mean four and a baby?"

"yes"

"Ok that will be two grand flat"

Four and a Baby by Papa Calzone July 7, 2011

Have A Baby By Me 

An indecent way of proposing marriage to someone.
Asking someone to be connected to you for the rest of your lives. Eventually, you will hate each other because of this.
Coined by 50 Cent.

"Hey girl, I love you. You should have a baby by me."

Have A Baby By Me by dafoeswords November 29, 2009

Catch a baby 

To become pregnant.

She's got a good chance of graduating if she doesn't catch a baby.

Catch a baby by Spanky C May 19, 2010

killing a baby 

exercising your core muscles. From a puerile conversation I had with my friend as to whether you can do an abortion on yourself by contracting your core hard enough to crush a fetus to death. Credit to my friend Diego for this one.

I was killing a baby in the gym, did some weighted sit ups then back extensions

killing a baby by poopy pants 3 November 30, 2010