You're not a nice person

The best way to own someone.

Andre: You fist like a seal

Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person

Andre: DAMN!

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

I'm such a nice person

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.

Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.

by Chewbacca Da Wookie July 6, 2011

have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004

a nice cup of shut the fuck up

A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.

-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

by udgodess August 24, 2011

have a nice

"Have a nice" is a universal phrase used to tell someone to enjoy their life, day, football game, party or whatever they are doing. The phrase was coined by Internet personality David Vujanic with the goal of spreading a positive outlook on life in general

Igor: I have an important exam coming up, the stress is killling me
Boris: Don't worry man, have a nice!

by Halvdryg October 31, 2018

have a nice week

A term I use to bid farewell to someone who is going to have a week off of work or school.

"Have a nice week. ^_^ "
-something I say to my friends on a friday before the week off of school

by Dave April 2, 2004

has a nice personality

A nice personality is a euphemism women use when speaking about rich men to act as though they are not shallow gold diggers.

Two people are sitting at a table at a bar and a guy in scrubs comes in. The first mentions that the new guy is a surgeon and the other says "wow, he must have a nice personality."

It is used derisively to refer to obvious gold diggers as saying that the guy they are with "has a nice personality"

by chez guevara June 21, 2009