Matted

to get analed.

anal penetration

Lylee: Dude you got Matted
Andy: F!@#

by Phroxzon December 8, 2011

Mat

A pretty annoying bloke who just keeps on bugging the crap out of you - sum it all up - someone who is a HUGE pain in the arse

Seriously mate, stop being a Mat!!!

by Mat's friendly September 8, 2010

Matted

When something very crazy, destructive, odd has happened to something.

"My house in Minecraft has pigs and endermen all over with chickens in the basement!"
"Oh, it got Matted"

by Kokopoko November 9, 2011

mat

meaning manboobs or really large breasts on a man

look at those boys mats or matts or matthys

by yourself3082 December 22, 2007

Matting

1. muh 'ah-teeing (v) : Reinacting the desperate attempt for affection by someone, ideally named Matt.

2. Participating in a somewhat fake conversation to see ones responses . only to reminisce on one's stupidity, :"falling for it".

1. "Okay, the other day i was matting. And I almost pissed my self!"

2. "Let's meet up and mat."

by zeeniox July 12, 2011

Mat it.

To not change ones clothes for a lengthy period of time.

Daisy: Are you bringing a change of clothes to Sarah's house?
Laura: Nah I'm going to Mat it.

by Laisy January 12, 2008

MaT

Men are trash- movement stating that men obtain qualities that are making them equal to rubbish. Thus trash.

Friend 1 “He cheated on me”
Friend 2 “This is why I always say MaT”

by Aylaatings February 16, 2018