jizzle on a muffin

When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, asking for a load of monkey spit. When it times to blow the load, the person immediatly goes on the bran muffin. The next does the same until the last person is left, still having his gun loaded. Hwe must finish himself off, and then proceed in eating the bran muffin for being the last one to complete orgasm.

I playedjizzle on a muffin by myself the other day... I had to eat the muffin...

by FlashMasterCash March 25, 2005

Jizzle with a Fizzle

To put cocaine on the head of a penis and snort it off.

"Man I feel tired. Sure wish you could pull out your dick and give me a jizzle with a fizzle.

by watchoutforerikastheirwhores August 24, 2015

Jizzy and a Glizzy

Getting a blow job while eating a hot dog.

I was at the weekend bbq. They were grilling hot dogs and burgers. I was sitting down enjoying my glizzy. When this chick just kneeled down and gave me a blow job. I jizzed and she swallowed my load. Jizzy and a glizzy

by Silver dollar tranny March 29, 2024

AJizzle

When Aj cums on some ones face

Im gonna Ajizzle on you

by Anton K February 26, 2009

aJizzmatism

The process of cumming on a girls glasses

If she didn't have an astigmatism i could have never gave her an aJizzmatism.

by Douche13 October 21, 2011

ajizzamatism

the act during intercourse when one pulls out and ejaculates on his partners face and hits her directly in the eye.

I skeeted all over her face and accidentally gave her an ajizzamatism.

by Randy Acosta August 31, 2007

Ajizzability

The ability to throw cum around at will

Johnny Sins used his Ajizzability to get the job done.

by LBDaddy March 15, 2024