A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.
by Swinky June 02, 2009
by ADPD October 09, 2015
Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.
"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."
by word burgler March 05, 2015
Chris: Rocky, why are you all wet?
Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.
Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.
by Avid Runner July 03, 2012
When you are on the toilet taking a dump, and a turd falls out and splashes piss water all over your anus.
After a long night at the bar, Mark went into it's restroom and was splashed by the Louisiana bidet.
by Batty_883 January 23, 2015
When you're on a boat using the bathroom, and the waves are so fierce that the water from the toilet comes up and gets in your butthole.
by CLarry2 May 25, 2017
When you are taking a shit and the water splashes back at your brown eye with the aim of a heat seeking missile.
by Dunak November 27, 2013