Beanie

A fat pvz kid who doesnt go outside. his only accompishment his pvz. he stutters like a lil bitch when he gets into arguements. everytime you win the agruement he will block you because hes a bitch.

Hes also a dwuki simp because dwuki is low quality and ugly and no personality which is just fitting for beanies retarded personality

Fuck beanie ong all my niggas hate beanie -Spquarky

by XKraxkenX September 9, 2022

Beanie

Beanie is a man of different words. Sender, d league player, and official bad ass who gets all the hoes. His stoke tank is so high you can't reach the top of that mothafucka. If you play chief keef or give Beanie an Altoid Hummer he may make your wishes come true.

Look at that girl shelby, she's the hottest in the grade and of course she's with BEANIE.

by COLOMANE BEANIE November 29, 2018

Beanis

A penis that is the size and shape of a small kidney bean, and/or someone whose penis smells like beans
President George is the most famous "beanis"

"He's kinda cute..."
"Watch out, he's got a beanis... unless you're into that...?"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 28, 2023

Beanie

The hottest nigga out here

Omg Beanie posted a tiktok

by Killerqueen42069 September 2, 2022

beanie

1.) a softie, someone who doesn't get angry

2.) oblivious to bad things that are happening and only focus on the good things

Some may say George Bush is the opposite of a beanie.

by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009

beanie

a hat in Player Unknowns Battle Grounds that provides no protection whatsoever

teammate: dude i found a beanie

me: cool idc

by Welchs® Fruit Snacks June 14, 2018

Beanie

A person who is mean. Also known as a meanie beanie

Jake is a beanie

by Spruce July 4, 2018