january 22, 2007

When the world's biggest accident was born: me.

Man, I wish January 22, 2007 didn't happen.
Why?
Bc that was the day the SHE was born
oh, ew

by A Stupid Girl November 25, 2019

January 22

The day of the cutest and protective people.

-Hey Bob!
- UwU
-What?
- January 22 UwU

by WhyAllNamesArentAvailable?!?! November 17, 2020

January 22

A day where dumb boys are created. If you where born on this day you will have no friends and if you’re name begins with a W you also suck

Will: hey it’s my birthday ( January 22 )

Friend: you’re not my friend any more!
Will: why? :(
Friend: because it’s you’re b-day today.
Will: oh :(

by Not_your_older_brother January 7, 2021

January 22

Girls can’t say no for 24 hours so boys ask for anything

Girl 1:He asked me out what do I say

Girl 2:say no

Girl 1:I can’t it’s January 22nd

by Can’t say no January 22, 2022

January 22

Girl Best friend day where your Girl bsf has to twerk on camera to show appreciation

Its girl bsf day! January 22! it twerkin' time

by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022

January 22

National pop a titty day.

Chris: Hey guess what day it is.
Amanda: umm idk January 22?
Chris: Noo its pop a titty day!
Amanda: ohhhh cool I guess
Chris: nevermind.

by BrokeAristocrat January 22, 2023

January 22

National "whip" your tits out day.

It's January 22nd, get those tits out.

by Lfkm January 22, 2025