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AntiVirus Xp 2009

A bastard virus that disguises itself as antivirus and infects your computer with phony warnings that you are being invaded.

Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google
Antivirus XP 2009 : Warning! Your computer is infected, Antivirus XP 2009 will begin raping you through your ear now.

Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*
by Seamoan March 26, 2009
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June 25 2009

The day the King of Pop Michael Jackson, and the sexy actress Farrah Fawcett passed away
Tyler: lolz todey is june 25 2009 -- Shawn: Yes. Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died today :(. Nick: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by lifeiswat June 25, 2009
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June 25 2009

the day the internet crashed - twitter and wikipedia crashes and many other websites were very slow. Google thought they were under attack because of the extremely high amount of traffic.
other guy: no, twitter NEVER crashes
me: then what happened on June 25 2009?
other guy: umm....
by wecl0me12 October 22, 2009
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December 2 2009

by Slerra! April 11, 2022
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Vampire Trend 2009

The Vampire Trend 2009 marks the year when mainstream media became supersaturated with vampire themed crap. Some of it isn't that bad, but most of it is. If you are so lucky to visit the year 2009, and you were from a different time you'd constantly hear people talking about "Twilight" or "True Blood" or the Vampire Diaries.

If you're suffering from being vamp'd by this trend, seek shelter immediately. Burn all your vampire related items, because as we all know; when the main shit stream gets oversaturated with one thing, it kills it.

You look at "pop culture" history and see it's true, too much of anything ruins it for everyone. All those going against the tide of this vampire craze, hold on for the next twelve months: because it'll implode on itself, eventually. Patience is key, you're doing your part.

For those of you caught in between being a part-time vampire and hating this fad, stay indoors - please, you'll be peer pressured into seeing some vampire stuff, and if you're of weak will you'll become one of them...
Girlie 1: Oh my God TWILIGHT the game.

Asshole (in this case normal person): I heard Edward Cullen dies in the new book.

Girlie 1: What?

Asshole (in this case normal person): Yeah it leaked on the innernette, he dies on page 256.

Girlie 1: NO! YOU ASSHOLE!!! YOU BITCH!!!

Then you walk away because 15 will get you 20...

Guy 1: What the hell is up with this twilight?

Guy 2: Fucking Vampire Trend 2009...

Guy 1: I mean, is it good?

Guy 2: What the fuck you say? Get out of here. Go!
by Jimblor October 8, 2009
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Presidential Inauguration 2009

The most awesome experience that could possibly be documented by a group of college students hoping to go on a heady road trip. An African-American president was sworn in and about one gozillion people half froze in the streets for hours to support him. There was strugglin', strivin', throbbin', and thrivin', but yeah, everyone was survivin'.
Remember when we went to presidential inauguration 2009 and Barack Obama said "Yes we can!"?
by DJ Jew Beats March 13, 2009
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Class of 2009

The last class to make you say "oh!"
Class of 2009. Class of "oh-nine." Get it?
by I don't want a pseudonym December 16, 2009
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