11:59PM

A teacher's way of saying "midnight" because they want you to turn in your work "TODAY and TODAY ONLY". NO LATE WORK.

Teacher: I want y'all to turn in your essay before 11:59pm or it's a zero.
Jane: why not midnight?
Teacher: Because I want it completed TODAY and TODAY ONLY.

by Cire7878 December 3, 2016

11:59 p.m.

A time used to avoid disambiguation of today/tomorrow when dealing with midnight.

Me: I need you to finish this before Friday 11:59 p.m.
You: Ok sure.
vs
Me: I need you to finish this before Friday Midnight
You: er, so hand it in on thursday or friday?
Me: ... Friday...
You: But Isn't midnight the first moment of the day?
Me: Shuddup.

by ryantheleach April 24, 2018

11:59 pm

When every Google Classroom assignment is due. When you do your homework.

Due Dec 14, 11:59 PM

by Coolquaza2009 December 20, 2021

11:59 p.m.

at the end of the day

At 11:59 p.m., we're all just squirrels looking for nuts.

by squeezy esq July 16, 2010

11:59

"a minute before midnight," means a person is so dark they almost look like the blackness of midnight.

I only date 11:59's so when we're doing it in the dark the only think I can see is their teeth.

by SuperMishelle March 13, 2009

11:52pm

the exact time my crush confessed her feelings to me

crush 💜 @11:52pm: i wouldn’t mind dating you

you: no wya

by xlanro May 28, 2020

11:58

The time that satan was born and is now known as when he will “feast” on innocent virgins by mentally destroying them to the point of medication and therapy

Dude did you hear about Becky? She she hung around for 11:58 and now she’s in the mental hospital.

by Smart juan June 21, 2019