may 11

the day we’re absolute idiots are born and they probably like monkeys

person: why do u like monkeys?
other person:cause i was born on may 11 no duh

by Coolkiddo09 April 05, 2020

may 11 2017

Worst day on earth ( trumps 100th day as president)

God it's may 11 2017 trump day

by Evandjdjsjskdks March 30, 2017

May 11

The day of a girl sending to a guy

Hey It’s may 11th you have to send

by May 12, 2022

May 11

National show your friend your boobs day

“Happy may 11! Here’s my boobs”

by Peperdoni May 11, 2024

May 11

May 11 is national punch your enemy day

person #1:what’s May 11?
person#2:it’s a day to punch your enemy

by Phao.quotes May 11, 2022

May 11

On May 11 you can ask any one to fuck and they have to say yes.

Boy:”Hey can we fuck?”
Girl:”Ew no”
Boy:”But it’s may 11”
Girl:”Ok let’s fuck”

by Ur mom 300 May 11, 2023

May 11

National fingering day

Me:lemme do something rq
Girl: go ahead

Me: * go crzy
Girl: why’d u do that??
Me: It’s May 11

by Donny2Hotty May 11, 2024