January 1, 1970

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.

1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

September 1 to January 31

The Christmas Season in The Philippines

September 1 to January 31 is a legendary time of a year.

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 7, 2021

January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

January 1

Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush

Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*

by Hiimme623 November 17, 2020

January 1

A day to just sit and think about all the sad stuff that’s happened in the past year.

January 14th... hmm well there was that time with my family...

by Depressed bitch October 21, 2020

January 1

National fuck yeah 2020 is over!

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021

by anonymous November 4, 2020

January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020