January 1, 1970

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.

1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

September 1 to January 31

The Christmas Season in The Philippines

September 1 to January 31 is a legendary time of a year.

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 7, 2021

January 1

A day to celebrate with all your bitches.

Friend 1: It’s January 1st! Come celebrate with me
Friend 2: Ok!

by IAmAFun-gi June 21, 2022

January 1

Punch a tall friend day! You get to punch your tallest friend

Yo dude, it's January 1st, let's go punch Person 3

Hell yeah

by CHAOS FOREVER!!! May 13, 2022

January 1

the day where the most luckiest people are born, they also are very talented and probably very motivated for anything they like.

teacher: when where you born?
Y/N: January 1st

teacher: you must be very motivated

by BigCheesySlap May 9, 2022

January 1

A day to just sit and think about all the sad stuff that’s happened in the past year.

January 14th... hmm well there was that time with my family...

by Depressed bitch October 21, 2020

January 1

National go to the mall with your friends day

Let’s goooo January 1

by unitedstatesgovernmentduhh March 11, 2025