laser

really bad beer that people only buy in forties

Let's go get forties of laser to funnel.

by twinkiesox May 15, 2005

laser

noun: A failed death ray.

After the death ray failed to kill the insects, it was thereafter known as a laser.

by Padfoot October 29, 2007

lasers

The feeling of an impending bowel movement.

Sorry officer, I was speeding because I've got lasers.

by TTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY June 12, 2006

deadly laser

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Laser shark

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.

In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.

by tonbird February 2, 2010

laser pointing

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room

Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!

by Chanukah October 23, 2019

Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.

Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.

by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009