Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

Rare Indian Artifact by will bitten October 8, 2016

slimjuan 

A clever algorithm used in hacking. A programming analogue to what a slimjim does with a car door.

He didn't have to brute-force his way in, he used a slimjuan.

slimjuan by Haxor Maximus April 21, 2018

PharmacoGynecology 

Study of pharmacy in relations to women's health (i.e. bitches and drugs).

I studied PharmacoGynecology to understand why this woman's vagina is all messed up.

PharmacoGynecology by Cracker Black February 8, 2015

The Batman jr grimes 

A comic book based on British-australian actor rapper junior grimes (J grimes). Yes the arrogant douchebag internet kid. Though the book isn’t that bad as it follows a supposedly fictionalized version of junior grimes as he becomes the real life batman to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which leads him to a cover up conspiracy tied to the mafia and an entire corrupt police department.

Though if one didn’t know any better they’d call it a batfleck love letter fanfiction since only junior would be obsessed enough to write stories about Ben afflecks batman.

The batman jr grimes (2018) is a graphic novel about celebrity junior grimes becoming the real life batman and involving himself in the plot of a real life comic book. Pretty good tbh 10/10

Nerd 1: omg Michael keaton is the greatest Batman

Nerd 2: pff in your dreams it’s obviously christian bale

Group of girls: omg you guys are so lame , junior grimes is the best batman outta all of em!

Fan: what’s your fav batman book?

Kevin Smith: the batman jr grimes

The Batman jr grimes by Unusually late June 16, 2021

TTCM 

abbr. Ticker-Tape ConMen.
Stockmarket companies (primarily on on low-value/penny stocks with little or no regulatory procedures) that promote poor or nonexistent products and designed to fleece traders through offloading of shares. The companies then wilt & die, leaving investors with nothing and no means of retrieving their money.

"Hey Sonny, you're not putting money into that XXX company are you?, they sound like a TTCM"

TTCM by Sonny Nugent October 23, 2020

Holinsnake 

Holinsnake is modern Yorkshire slang for a person who has little or no conscience, often with egotistical traits and very similar to a sociopath, they will lie in plain sight and spread misinformation for personal gain.

The man was a complete holinsnake, spreading lies and misinformation to promote a corporate ponzi scheme

Holinsnake by Lorrie All May 11, 2018

The batman jr grimes 

the batman jr Grimes is a badass take on the DC comics character where it takes artist license and goes in a different direction to what your used to seeing.

A batman so violent you’d think he’s the son of batfleck. this comic book is truly something else anyone who likes comics and batman MUST GIVE IT A READ!!!!!!!

the batman jr grimes (2019) is a graphic novel starring actor junior grimes where he becomes the real life batman

One man dresses up as his favorite superhero (batman) and takes on the mafia and the entire corrupt police department in his city in order to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which is being covered up for some strange reason.

Unlike endless batman reboots *cough* (robert pattinson the batman) this is a fresh take and gives fans what they’ve been waiting years for; a violent batman solo story with enough realism and originality to be taken seriously.

That’s right, no aliens no gods or monsters just a gritty crime thriller whilst also focusing on the main protagonists (junior grimes) psychological turmoil.

A compelling crime thriller that transcends its own genre featuring “batman” sums up the batman jr grimes.

11/10 is what I’d rate it.

Matt reeves batman is trying something similar to this I hear, good luck living up to this masterpiece.

*batman being rebooted*

Robert pattinson: I’m vengeance

Fans: this isn’t what we wanted

Junior grimes: I’m the REAL DEAL....

Fans; *pee their pants in excitement*

Girls: yes you are daddy ;)

Robert pattinson: .......

Matt reeves: alright guys name your fav batman stor—

LITERALLY Everyone: the batman jr grimes!!!!!!

The batman jr grimes by Mister fixer June 19, 2021