Shrek

An internet god

People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

Shrek

Our one true God. He has the power to sneak into our house at night and butt-rape us. As they say, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He has a monstrous penis that will penetrate your sphincter, and large hands that will spread yo cheeks like butter. He has a sexy onion aroma, and a soothing Scottish accent. It is said that he will kill anyone that does not show respect towards him, you've been warned. He also despises Fortnite and loves Despacito 11.

Shrek is my sugar-daddy
I want to taste his onion juice (¬_¬)

by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is our smexy thicc lord. Shrek is love, shrek is life. Shrek enjoys thy onions. Most fanpeople of the shrek are planning to kill his wife to take shrek for oursel- Hail the Shrek

Shrek is love
Shrek is life

by toast._.kathen May 16, 2019

Shrek

An all powerful being. He is life, he is life. The sexiest creature to exist. Shaggy couldn’t beat him using all of his power.He is also Aurora’s husband.

Person 1:I sacrificed my sister to Shrek.
Person 2: I wish I was your sister

by WHY R ALL DA GOOD NAMES TAKEN April 9, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is our God, our lord and our savior.

Guy 1: "I swear to God!"

Guy 2: "Don't swear to Shrek!"

by chounky March 12, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is HELLA HOT, MY DUDE! Would you smash, I'd for SURE smash that! He is dummy thicc and fine af, just look at his green sexy bald head, and those big manly hands. Mmm yeah.

Papi Shrek fisted me good last night.

by bowskis June 21, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is love shrek is life

Person1 "Do you like the bee movie or shrek better?"

Person2 "the bee movie."

Person1 "leave me house

by Bccop December 5, 2016