The act of cupping one's hand around the asshole, with or without pants on. Then farting into the cupped hand, leaving it for a second to gather the gases and finally throwing it into a victim's face.
Boy #1: Dude, I heard you got hot pocketed, are you alright?
Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
by Tea Oh Em June 17, 2009
Get the Hot Pocketmug. When a dude gets hard because a fine piece of ass just walked in front of him, then he blows cum all in his pants.
by Kwoththehotpocketer December 27, 2007
Get the Hot Pocketmug. Melissa: Why would a guy want to jack off instead of having sex with his significant other?
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
by Fuzzy Mike April 17, 2006
Get the Hot Pocketmug. The act of leaving a big warm dump in the sleeper sofa that your so called "friend" has fell asleep in....and then folding him/her up in it!
by The 13th Shrew August 9, 2009
Get the Hot Pocketmug. Man, look at that tight piece of ass over there! He's such a hot pocket. I want to put him on my dick and spin him around.
by meangay September 23, 2010
Get the Hot Pocketmug. The act of shitting in a tanning bed and letting it bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown.
by DixieCupDrinker December 9, 2010
Get the Hot Pocketmug. Falling off ones skateboard in such a way that they land on their side. It usually happens when you lean back too far.
by FHS Voltaire November 4, 2009
Get the Hot Pocketmug.