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'Merica Murder Missile 

What you call a penis after fucking a menstruating vagina to a murderous war scene observed only on July the fourth.
The heterosexual couple enjoyed a 'Merica Murder Missile instead of attending the fireworks show this Independence day.

Merica'd 

When a foreign country gets yeeted by America yet again.
(Boston, MA, 1773)
Brits: What's happening to our tea?!?!?!?
Americans: Y'all are getting MERICA'D
Merica'd by Luke.Davis May 26, 2019

Merica Truck 

A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.
"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"

"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."

"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
Merica Truck by EMan2575 July 5, 2019

captain merica 

That one dude who is overly American (e.g. Eating hot dogs and going to baseball games)
Boy, he is such a captain merica
captain merica by Mrwat February 1, 2017

Dannish 'Merica 

Libertarian socialist society from the late 9th century located northeast of The Danelaw, with a main export of bloody maries in exchange for Middle Eastern pipe tobacco. It's revolutionary slogan of "Ingen Guder, Ingen Herrer" led to being the only society that set weregild as an equal amount of shillings for everyone
Dannish 'Merica is well known for the Norsepunk anthem "Danco-Unamerican", released by Ingen Virkninger on May 6, 878.
Dannish 'Merica by Brad R. December 28, 2018

The Merica 

I went on the trip to the merica last night. There was lots of McDonald's.
The Merica by basic druggie January 9, 2015