One of the nicknames given to the job of mortarman in the U.S. military, in reference to the fact that mortarmen are not necessarily on the direct front lines. It is under the belief that a mortar team sits in the "rear" waiting for a fire mission to send rounds down range, while playing the card game "spades", a game that can be very long, and easy to pick up if interrupted.
PFC Schmuckatelli may be a dumb machine gunner, but at least he ain't a lazy spade
by skafiend167 August 4, 2009
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1. (verb) to make smalltalk with someone with the single intention of softening them up for a later seduction attempt. To put in some "ground work".

2. (noun) the metaphorical implement with which one carries out a spading operation
1. Man, check out Dave. He is totally spading those three co-eds.

2. "Hey Dave! Can I get you a spade?"
by snookums July 20, 2005
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to be drunk and high at the same time. Pretty much means wasted to a whole new level to the point were you dont know what ur doing

damn nigga i was so fuckin spaded last night it was fuckin awesome!
by shoot_to_kill_records February 23, 2009
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The personification of the Speed Limit 55 Sign; a character originating from the Signhumans

Spade is a confident and goofy man who is friends with Rod and Railo
Spade is an avid fan of Quandale Dingle
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Female reproductive organ. Synonymous with the word(s): pussy, vagina, cooter.
Can I get a little Ace of “Spades” action tonight, baby?
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Spade is a very nice and understanding person who would always have your back, she has a hobby of figuring out why everyone is like the way they are. She always wears a smile, even if her friends all suddenly died. From the outside, she will look like a clueless individual minding her own business, but that's just a mask, she secretly writes down everything in her brain. Unless she trusts you she will not tell you what she's up to.
Spade's been real quite since the beginning of this.
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