chorizo

Diarrhea

After a long night of drinking I get chorizo in the morning.

by blahblahblahblacksheep May 14, 2024

Chorizo Burger

when your boyfriends asleep you chop it off, fry it in olive oil, add spices and paprika and tomatoes and make a burger
one of the most worthy foods out there due to its uniqueness

I was bleeding so i poured some over my once in a lifetime chorizo burger. Ketchup substitute. Delicious.

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Chorizo

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by ssfltc1 February 4, 2022

Chorizo

Cholo slang world for "cop", derived from the word "pig" also used as a slang for cop, since chorizos are spicy sausages made from pork.

Chilo A: Yesterday is was stopped by two chorizos, holmes.

Cholo 2: Damn, fuck those pigs, ese!

by Kingpin Felipe November 24, 2022

Chorizo Sniffer

A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.

Louis Winn Jr sure is a Chorizo Sniffer

by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020

Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

Chorizo fag

A derogatory word for a Mexican

Mexican: I love tacos
Me: shut up chorizo fag

by MassiveCockPercy September 28, 2020