SwiftY 

A penis drawn in 2 seconds or less

I drew a swifty on his paper.

SwiftY by CalebPoland February 20, 2015

swifty 

a cool guy likes fish or whity cool and epic should be in the world reccords for the biggest nerd

your such a swifty

swifty by wdog dog June 7, 2016

Swifty 

Adjective describing something that is both swell and nifty

Joe: yo dude did you hear? Class is cancelled!
Jack: man that's really swifty!

Swifty by satan641 April 25, 2017

Swifty 

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

Swifty by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

Swifty 

A goal Merchant/Machine for Reading Fc. Often likes to score free kicks or worldies. Wether it’s 20 yards or 30 yards everywhere he goes or 40 yards or 50 yards swifty scores a goal.

We are struggling for goals, let’s pass the ball to swifty. He often wins games for the mighty ding

Swifty by LoyalRoyal1871 September 15, 2021

Swifty 

Fast, Prompt, Efficient

Similar to Swifty, a freelancing app created for cool people that want things to be settled swiftly.

Swifty by swiftygigs August 22, 2022

Swifty 

A quick and forceful hand job

Before work my girlfriend gave me a swifty before I dropped her off

Swifty by riley1989 November 23, 2022