farticle

Shit particles that pepper your underwear or significant other when expelling a particularly noxious fart.

Ted knew it was time to change the underwear after noting a serious farticle accumulation.

by mondo slade January 9, 2007

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

farticle

The microscopic particles of excrement one smells after someone, or some thing, flatulates.

When I cleaned out my nose with a cotton swab, there was a mass of farticles on it and it smelled like ass.

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by Sean Gray the Linux Guy October 3, 2007

farticle

Tiny, nasty, invisible gas particles in flatus (farts), in particular hydrogen sulphide, that jump inside your nose and get trapped by the cilia on a patch of special olfactory neurons in the top of your nasal passage setting in motion a series of chemical reactions that tell your brain "Someone shit their pants".

1. I was taking Phil Johnson to the corner store the other day and he ripped one in the car. I swear I could almost taste the poop farticles.

2. That brown residue on the walls of your bathroom could be the result of farticles combined with condensation from steaming hot showers.

by Jeff Seal June 18, 2004

Fatticle

A fat testicle. Common on dudes with naturally large dongs, girls love to suck these in addition to the dongs themselves. They are always at least double average size, and are bulging, and overflowing season through the dong.

Hot girl 1: did you see Nate’s Testicles?
Hot girl 2: Yeah! It was awesome how he fucked all of us!
Hot girl 3: OMG he is So hot!
Hot girl 4: I would even call those things fatticles!

by YoBoyNyate December 2, 2019

Farticle

An article that presents "alternative facts", a "fake article".

"Did you read that farticle on Breitbart?"

by Shakespeare420 February 28, 2017

Farticle

When it's so cold your farts freeze as soon as they leave your butt

My farticles were the talk of the town during my recent visit to Siberia

by HoJoJojo March 17, 2017