A play on MTV. The kind of television programming that you don't plan on watching, but find yourself watching when you need to do something else. Television programming of no real substance and no educational value. Not because of a lack of something to do or motivation to do something else, you wind up watching.

I spent 5 hours watching empty V and didn't get anything done on those marketing reports.

empty V by johnmmurphy11355@hotmail.com December 30, 2005

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v plates

A label given to a person who has not experienced sexual intercourse, a Virgin.

Originating from 'L Plate'; a square white sign with a red letter L on it, displayed on the back and front of a vehicle driven by a person who is learning to drive in the UK. L Plates are removed from the vehicle once the person is a qualified driver. See l-plate

John lost his V Plates at the party last night.

v plates by boybeeps November 3, 2004

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Consummate V's

Consummate means 'perfect and complete in every respect' or 'having all necessary qualities.' Therefore, consummate V's are perfect and complete V's, having all necessary qualities of a V, namely an evenly pointed bottom and straight, even sides.

STRONGBAD: "I said Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! {shakes his head} Geez. {walks away muttering} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...."

COACH Z (off camera) "That happened once!"

Consummate V's by J-dor June 17, 2010

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