Eggplant is a sexual ritual not a weird ass looking purple vegetable. Eggplant involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.
by chrisdylan March 4, 2011
Get the Eggplantmug. A highschool basketball prop specifically used at huge rivalry basketball games. nothing non-kosher about this one.
by haven't loskdn January 11, 2020
Get the Eggplantmug. A male (sometimes named Bryan) that has an unusually large forehead that resembles the shape of an eggplant.
by TheFudgeMan123 June 27, 2017
Get the Eggplantmug. by BlazerSax April 13, 2004
Get the eggplantmug. by mbtfcp July 30, 2009
Get the Eggplantmug. Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.
by El ritardo December 5, 2017
Get the Eggplantingmug. eggplant is a term used to describe a feeling toward another person such as a hobo, usually of kindness or love
by 9705826966048363969cb November 6, 2007
Get the eggplantmug.