by Fbjailbird84 December 06, 2020
Person 1: It appears that your mom may be a ho.
Person 2: That sucks... What has brought you to that conclusion?
Person 1: Because to everyone but you, she is known as the super spreader!
Person 2: That sucks... What has brought you to that conclusion?
Person 1: Because to everyone but you, she is known as the super spreader!
by CatPenis69 January 04, 2021
twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 07, 2014
by Urban for life June 27, 2018
Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls October 28, 2008
by Felix? It's me Acker March 23, 2021
Sex act passed from one surgeon to another in a hospital operating room.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.
by Fitzzzz February 19, 2019