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Dream wheeze

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Tea kettle noises.
Josh: I’m going to dream wheeze if you tickle me.
by I’m Bored rn May 21, 2021
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Squeeze-n-wheeze

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Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.
Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018
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cheez it wheeze it

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when you see a cheez it and keep saying the word cheez it.
ayo daddy tony
what?

you a cheez it wheeze it??
what?
by CHEEZ IT WHEEZE IT March 23, 2022
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Carl Wheezer

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The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer
by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
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Carl Wheezer

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a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020
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Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

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A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...
Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.
by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010
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Wheezy Waiter

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Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
It's time for a Wheezy Waiter clip.
Subscribe to Wheezy Waiter.
Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
by martha_s February 6, 2010
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