Spooder

Spooder is slang of "spider" usually making it cuter. More common in memes than people saying it.

"Omg this spooder meme is adorable!"

by Laura the lazy May 5, 2018

splodgy sandwich

Splodgy Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .

Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.

by Singing Richard November 4, 2014

Spodermen

A character in many popular dolan duck webcomics. Spodermen potrays the character spiderman, in an inaccurately drawn meme.
Spodermen, like all the dolan comic memes, is known for his despicable grammar. Many youtube channels have been made, some keeping up with random hilarious videos that can sometimes be insulting to races, genders, sexual orientations, and even religion.

spodermen, spodermen, dose watevr an spoder cen. cen u swing, frum his dik? yes u cen, if ur an chik. look out, heer cums teh spodermen.

Person-Spodermen, do you have swag?
Spodermen-yes i hav sweg, u is an fagit.

by spodermen August 28, 2013

spooder

a different form of saying spider

Axel: "Whoa check out that spider! It's huge!"
Jay: "excuse me, I think you mean spooder"

by ChronoKatt November 1, 2014

Spodek

The ludicrous author of an AP World History textbook that everybody considers to be ridiculously bad. The contents of the book are preposterous bullshit and are known to cause blank stares, daydreams of sea slugs shaped like withered penises, and hopes that someone brings up a topic (like alpacas) to distract from the monotony that is Spodek.

Smart Gangsta- Yo dude. Would you rather read Spodek or eat shit for dinner?
Smart Asian- I believe the answer to that question is obvious. The latter.

by SALAD3 December 7, 2010

Splooey Mayo

Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.

"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."

by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008

Splodonk

An ape-like primate with fiery red hair and bi-coastal dwelling tendenies, the Spoldonk seeks out various forms of alcohol, narcotics and hallucinogens for sustenance because of their respective high levels of nutrients. The Splodonk has been observed in various social setting usually frequented by human beings, lurking, drooling and slurring words in sad, failed attempts at cross-specie mating. The Splodonk's lack of moral judgment, self-respect and hygiene generally act as a strong repellent for female human beings and it is often confused with similar creatures such as the assclown anddouchebag.

Dude, did you guys see that Splodonk with a popped collar who fell asleep at the bar last night? What a tool!

by F-ckFace McJohnson February 11, 2010