shisty

selfish, greedy, hooken up wit u only when it's convenient for them, or they get somethin out of it.

This shisty ass ho, was all rubbin up on me when she saw my Benzie in the lot.

by Marco "AmP" Restrepo May 30, 2004

shisty

Cheap, sneaky

Roberto is one shisty mutha fucka, not comping me at the club when I've known him like forever.

by sugabeet March 31, 2004

shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

Shristied

The drunken state of not knowing where you are, how you got there, or where the hell you're going. The ability to walk a straight line is still present, however speech is severely impaired and belligerence ensues. Present foremost is the need to 'dance' after 'going to the bathroom' see: shot race...Shristied is the number three cause of elevator, shower, and stairwell hookups after 'KLed' and roofied punch from BU's finest Pi Kappa Alpha boys. Often resulting in questionable what-the-hell-happened mornings, and trashcans next to beds. Roomates may flee the room the night because of the pervasive smell of vomit and grain alcohol for a respite of sleep.

"Bro, I got 'KLed' last night"
"Oh, nice bro. Yeah I got Shristied at PIKE the other night- I woke up fucking a Coke machine at the motel6. She was cummin' Fresca, like crazy, man!"
"Bro you gotta hook me up next weekend. I won't settle for KL--I'm mean she's cute, but no Shristy...bro.............right bro?"

by CMWalka March 26, 2009

Sheist Meister

A devilishly fiendish individual who exhibits sketchy, suspicious, shady or otherwise wack characteristics.

Damn girl, I can't believe he nabbed your last slice before bouncing, what a Sheist Meister.

by I-C January 16, 2007

Sheisty

To be sheisty,to be a sheist:

To succeed sneakily with mallice
To venture covertley with intent for a personal gain in an subtle manner (sneeky manor)

ie. when your cat steals your spot on the couch he examplifies the true nature of a sheisty mother fucker
note: chanage the spelling and you are sheisty mother fucker
shut up eat a dick

by drunkards May 10, 2008

sheisty

A modern adjectival outgrowth the noun "shyster." The original term refers to someone who behaves in a disreputable or unethical fashion. Thus a "sheisty" person or behavior is one which appears overtly, even lewdly, unscrupulous.

The origin of "shyster" may be from the German "Scheißer" meaning pooper (MW) or from the old use of "shy" meaning disreputable (OED).

The guys at that party were completely sheisty.

You look really sheisty when you grease your chest.

by sheistamatic October 4, 2011