Bort

A player in an online game who displays such a profound lack of intelligence, awareness, or skill that they are indistinguishable from a poorly programmed AI bot.

Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake

Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots

Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm

Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions

May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior

"I watched a bort yesterday spend his entire gold savings on 400 wooden spoons, then try to build a house with them."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."

by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025

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Bort

Something really good, bad or whatever is in your bort

Dude my bort hurts

I'm borting right now

by bortman69 November 17, 2025

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bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

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Bort Style

When you only let a girl suck you off, and don't bang her out.

I did that girl Bort style, and left her on the curb.

by ronmexico1235 June 3, 2010

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Bort! Bort! Bort!

On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle.

It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.

Subject: I'm testing this email!

Body: BORT! BORT! BORT!

by DiscontentedCookie April 10, 2008