Rule 1

Every time you find anything you have to take a deep breath, yell YEET with all your might and throw it.

Player 1 : Dude I found this super rare important AND fragile thing

Player 2 : Remember Rule 1, my friend.

Player 1 : YEET

by Beamboii June 29, 2018

Rule 1

People are stupid.

Player 1: I spent ten minutes explaining it all, and he didn't take in a single bloody thing.
Person 2: Rule 1.

by dennymeta October 5, 2010

Rule #1

Rocket League term for when two cars ride up against each other nose to nose and become interlocked in a stalemate. Those who break rule #1 are shamed for life and are thus considered menaces to society.

Squidman524: “I can’t help you out, I have to follow rule #1.“

Pezfactory32: “If you break that I’m forfeiting bro!”

“What a save!”

Squidman524: “Fuck!”

by Shoodipie December 10, 2019

RULE #1

Rule #1 within a marching band:
No sex on the bus.

If you break rule #1, you're breaking rule #2 (don't suck.)

by Aralyn January 13, 2008

Rule 1

Don't be a bitch

Friend 1: Dude I cant drink anymore.
Friend 2: Rule 1

by Foso Mez-Mo July 7, 2010

rule -1

People are stupid for not having done negative number rules.

- Hey have you heard of rule -1?
- You mean rule 1?
- rule -1

by blue hawwk July 20, 2021

RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.

I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.

by ACD September 19, 2006