that’s a thing

Phrase to literally identify anything as a “thing”. Used mainly to state that something unusual is going on and it’s a thing because it’s in reality.

“The woman at cvs just closed the door 25 minutes earlier so I guess that’s a thing”
“My boyfriend is actually a woman soooo apparently that a thing “
“Wow that’s a thing?” (Talking about any crazy situation)
“Mom I just got arrested for walking drunk.. I didn’t know that’s a thing”

by Goldilocks25 May 8, 2018

i did a thing

there a special place in hell for people why use this phrase

chad:i did a thing
stephanie: go2 hell chad

by kickrocks January 2, 2021

broke a thing

Random wreckage created by Div

Oh Look, Div Broke a thing. She Pulled a Div.

by TumbleTwee June 28, 2017

Not a thing

When you desribe anything to a friend that is deemed to not exist or to be rediculous.

Person 1: The other day I had a sick meal, I had omlette on toast
Person 2: Mate, that's not a thing.

Person 1: I saw a canned chicken today...
Person 2: Why is that even a thing?

by omletteontoast December 7, 2011

cunt of a thing

An annoying situation. Something that happens which is not supposed to, or you knew it was going to happen and couldnt prevent it. It usually causes pain or grief, either physically of financially.

That cunt of a thing just fucked my life up, again.

by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007

never don't mind about a thing

When you're trying to remain calm, but your words fail you.

"What did you get on your report card son?"
-"Never don't mind about a thing."
"Hmmmm... CHOTTO!"

by boo_beez August 26, 2017

cunt of a thing

can be used to describe something or someone that is not doing what they should. mainly used when swearing at machinery,cars etc.
occasionally used to describe persons that are intolerable.

This cunt of a thing won't start.
That dopey Cunt of a thing chris has done it again, been lurking around fucking everything up, making a real ass of himself.

by mmmmaaaccckkkyyy January 17, 2009