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Tea time alarm 

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea
John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"

English Tea Time

A sexual maneuver.

First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.

Louisiana Tea Time 

The act of a man steeping his balls in a fresh cup of warm urine, then pouring the cup down a woman’s throat or on her face.
Sorry guys, I have to get home to the wife... It’s Louisiana tea time and I’ve been holding it all day.
Louisiana Tea Time by Frunkle December 4, 2020

Lucky Tea Time 

When a combination of three Irish or British men fuck one woman untill she burts out screaming. There must be three men total, with at least one British man and one Irish man. The woman may be any nationality.
Bro, that chick just asked me if we wanted to do some lucky tea time!
Lucky Tea Time by G-DIDDI October 6, 2011

Koala Tea Time 

1. Just a more fun way to say "Quality Time"

2. A folk punk band from Annapolis, Maryland
Want to spend some koala tea time at the Koala Tea Time show tonight?
Koala Tea Time by the petting zoo August 28, 2012

Iced Tea Time 

This is refeering to any time of day when you drink iced tea, since iced tea is an all-the-time beverage.
AAAAWW YEAA, It's Iced Tea Time!!!
Iced Tea Time by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019