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Jesus Lighting

Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”

Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting

Person 1: “lmao”

*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
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gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.
Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police
by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023
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downward lighting

Makes houses look like floating ufos. Burns islands and tortures babies.
Person 1“Look at that new house. It’s downward lighting is scalding a toddler.”
Person 2”I never liked kids anyway”
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bar lighting phenomenon

finding somebody hot or making out with somebody in a bar thinking they are hot and then seeing them in the light of day and realizing it was just the bar lighting
“bro look at this guy i made out with at the bar last night, he’s not as hot as i thought he was must’ve been the bar lighting phenomenon
by mary a. cole November 3, 2023
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Red lighted

To have used an illuminator signal to force drivers to stop. The word is used as a verb
Nooo! I just got red lighted. Now I have to stop or receive a ticket to the siren music concert.
by cstrong December 30, 2023
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love lighter

a love lighter is when you be eatin that ass so aggressively that it starts to form flames around the anus.
“i be having her do a handstand so i can stand up and go crazy, gave her two love lighters
by shmava January 28, 2024
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Buzz Lightyear

Oh my gosh! do you look like Buzz Lightyear and act like Adrien Agreste!?🤔🤷 ♀️😲 Well then YOU'RE TOTALLY! NOT AHAANA'S TYPE! Sorry mate it 's 🗣🚫🧢 don't have a nice day😁
"Ohmygosh Buzz lightyear! Yeah hes not gettin her CUS HE ACTS LIKE ADRIEN AGRESTE"
by misa_mi0 November 16, 2023
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