The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

The John Cwiklinski Effect

When John Cwiklinski posts an instagram picture with you and you automatically receive 15 followers

Dude 1: Damn I gotta thank John, he posted a pic with me and I got 9 followers in the last hour
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect

by Aholder February 29, 2020

John F'ing Beck

A f'ing super CUCK

John F'ing Beck is the biggest super CUCK I've ever met in my life. John Beck is a CUCK

by Ernnnn March 4, 2020

Sir`John

he is a nice person that has really good hair and a nice smile and is most likely lightskin.

#ah that's sir`john, he's so cool

by nyathegoat March 5, 2020

John

John is the gayest of gay, so gay gay quivers. He is so gay he combs his long blond hair with gay.

Bro look at that John, he is so John.

by Dinh’s he difbd March 9, 2020

John

A methhead who loves his pipe , most likely gets titty fucked

I am john , I love my meth and I like getting titty fucked .

by #batsoup March 17, 2020

John role

A role given in the that place server, has variations such as minijohn and god John, the hierarchy going like this
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John

John role people: *talk about dehz furry or something*
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve

by ¨Zakil¨ March 24, 2020