oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 19, 2025
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Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-
by Toddthe3rd August 03, 2022
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This is a saying used to describe not just kebab, but any choice in life that may be questionable, and is still worth it to do regardless of the consequence.
That kebab looks so good! It may give us food poisoning… but if the kebab is good it’s worth it!
by Harmonicole May 25, 2023
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Good Hitler

Noun: foreplay game traditionally played by gay couples where one man places chocolate syrup on his upper lip then proceeds to eat out their partner. This continues until the mustache and “field of play” has been completely licked clean. The game concludes leaving a cleanly shaven hitler and partner.
Straight Kevin: Gay Dave, me and the wife seem to have lost our spark. What do you and Gay Kevin do on Wednesdays to spice things up?

Gay Dave: Lately we have really enjoyed giving each other a good hitler for almost minutes at a time! Feels soooo good!
by Gayer-Tobias February 19, 2022
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Good Job Felicia

When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"
"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"
by Titan_Platinum October 10, 2015
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redneck good time

When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after
My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell
by Daddy long leg 96 July 14, 2017
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jolly good sport

a man that used to have a trampoline but now is a professional cup pong loser
by riodej October 11, 2019
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