No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
by sphincter basha June 29, 2011
Get the blonde momentmug. by stuit05 March 30, 2023
Get the w Arno momentmug. A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.
Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025
Get the First Responder Momentmug. Man 1“Hey sans go to the park?” Man 2 “Yes!”
Man 3 “we should go to the park!” Man 1 “that was a will moment
Man 3 “we should go to the park!” Man 1 “that was a will moment
by YumnyT March 14, 2022
Get the Will Momentmug. When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
Get the Golden-Alpaca Momentmug. An action or a set of actions that one would describe as being dumbass, symptomatic of a larger misunderstanding of human nature, quirky.
Jim has a crush on Blair, but is hitting on her lesbian friend Haisley. This is what I call a Juris moment.
by SparkleQueen27 May 8, 2024
Get the Juris momentmug. this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.
by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020
Get the John momentmug.