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Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”
by Iwa b July 3, 2020
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Don't give a Cat's purr

I coined this phrase on this day 1/16/2022 reflective of the beautiful nature of Cats and how they are fearlessly themselves. To encourage us to be ourselves.
Don't give a Cat's purr be yourself. I don't give a Cat's purr if you are weird or if you think I am weird.
by Lisa Ann Ulibarri January 16, 2022
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Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.
by Buttering Your Biscuits September 29, 2019
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Cat Eyed Beef Cutlett

A Name For an old Australian folktale creature, that gazes into your soul with cat like eyes whilst draining your life force with a strong meaty aroma, that seeps out of cracks and crevasses in its body.
Beware of cat eyed beef cutletts young traveller for those that cross its path meet a foul end.
by The Captain Of Cringe March 19, 2023
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BEAVERS: Cats 4 the Damsical

The outstanding 4th Movie in the Cats series created by creative genius Scott Wozniak
After watching the first 3 Cats Musical Movies, I desperately have to watch BEAVERS: Cats 4 the Damsical
by gaydemonlord69 December 30, 2021
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lop-eared pole cat

Yosemite Sam: Come here ya lop-eared pole cat!

Bugs Bunny: get bent, you sawed off bulbous nosed ginger and lick the under side of my fur covered taint while your at it...fucker!
by Dr. P.H. Noseminer December 2, 2011
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ur cats got tits

Best insult going. Only used by the most savage people and have the dankest memes
Finlay~ I’ll shave your gran

Jack~ ur cats got tits

Finlay~ so does yer dad
by Jack Buckley May 10, 2018
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