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Oh my Squash

To say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Also to say when your mother makes squash for dinner the fifth time in a row.
Oh my squash!! I squashed my squash!
by TsideApe August 29, 2013
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ripped my chain

To rip one's chain is to either steal an idea or generally give someone the bum end of a deal. It commonly happens on the streets in rough neighborhoods.
(girl): Come on give me more money! You only gave me 40 dollars and I need more!

(big dude): Bitch you already RIPPED MY CHAIN! *dumps Jack In The Box milkshake on girl*
by jameskisau December 18, 2011
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Jocking on my balls

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011
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Hedgehog in my Tent

The sensation felt when nobbing a previously shaved minge with a few weeks growth.

Few things in life are more uncomfortable than a Hedgehog in my Tent.
Her bush was so prickly it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent, tomorrow night we're definitely Going to Barnsley.

The 3 week stubble on her Bearded Oyster left me so raw it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent
by Dave Schloosh July 21, 2011
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snap my overalls

When you are shocked to hear that something has occured that is made up of pure awesomeness.
Oshaundo exclaimed: "Well snap my overalls and pull me down" when his favorite chocolate lady came through the door.

Jebidiah suddenly snapped his overalls when he saw his first pig being born.

Sanderson went to Mexico and got to smack a pinata with a bat on his birthday so that he was full of joy and exclaimed: "snap my overalls and pull me down!"
by doublejointed6 August 20, 2011
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Stroking my familiar

When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.
Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."

Gaz: "That sucks."
by Boleynlady November 29, 2011
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Pickled My Minge

When a fat woman sweats to the point, the secretions gather in her genital area, thus creating a pickled minge, which offensively smelling.
Ohhh Noooo I've Pickled My Minge!
by LuKurse November 23, 2011
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