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Ginger Nut Jackson

A black person with ginger hair.

Named after the famous actor, Samuel L. Jackson. Though he does not have ginger hair, he is the most famous black person we could think of.
Look at that Ginger Nut Jackson. What the fuck was he thinking.
by Treb Derp June 28, 2011
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Toxic Nut Syndrome

Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.

The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.
Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.

Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.
by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019
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Post-nut suicide

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.
Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022
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Pre Nut Haze

The delusions of grandeur experienced whilst horny, often leading to poor decisions.
Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
by DopeVision April 5, 2022
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Trini-deez nuts

when someone tries to say deez nuts to you. You can say Trini-deez nuts to make them turn five years old in a split second.
Friend: HAHA dragon deez nuts across your face
You: Trini-deez nuts
Friend: *turns five years old*
You: HAHAHA you're a small boy
by corn_hub January 22, 2022
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Arab-nut-grab

To grab a persons nuts and twists them then say hunn-ya
You better leave me alone or els ima do the arab-nut-grab.
by Tha god king February 1, 2018
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nut in andy’s cereal

An action performed after something undesired happens. is used in anticipation of
If I fail this test I’m going to nut in Andy’s cereal.
by real boy lucas September 29, 2018
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