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alabama nut slam

A hot sensual also consensual slam of the nuts by a black (oppressed) female. Usually implemented with the knee or ass cheek, depends on preference. After the smash the female should suck the soul out of the nuts. SLAM AT YOUR OWN RISK
Ole racist Billy got him a sweet Alabama Nut Slam last night.
by Fat goose sixteen February 10, 2017
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Funky Nut Blast

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste
Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast
by onfonem666 August 18, 2021
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A Nut Hair Away

When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.
Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”

Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.
by A Nut Hair June 20, 2021
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Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.
Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.
by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013
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Ginger Nut Jackson

A black person with ginger hair.

Named after the famous actor, Samuel L. Jackson. Though he does not have ginger hair, he is the most famous black person we could think of.
Look at that Ginger Nut Jackson. What the fuck was he thinking.
by Treb Derp June 28, 2011
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Nut Fuck October

A parody of no nut November and destroy dick December where you have to nut 300 times in October.
Bob:Hey how is Nut Fuck October going for ya?
Joe:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by NP101 November 4, 2018
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Nut 'n Rip

When you ejaculate on a girl's pubic hair and then proceed to remove the hair with duct tape, similar to a Brazilian wax.
"I'm having sex with Katie tonight."
"Yo, she's got a shaggy cat."
"That's fine, I'll just nut 'n rip."
nut rip
by The Big Black Bat July 17, 2017
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