Mom

1. Your creator who will do anything for you because of love.

2. Egg donor and bun oven cuz she a Crack whore who only cares about Crack!

"Dude where'd you come from?"

"My MOM...DUH."

by MrsC2017 December 19, 2016

Mom cannibalism

Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.

"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*

Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.

Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)

"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"

"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"

by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 21, 2021

Mom

The person who makes you feel like your worthless and she rubs everything in. She's annoying and I hate her.

mom: *yells at you*
You:...
Mom: SHUT UP AN BE QUIET!

by Shinso_Kaminari9776 May 24, 2021

Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

Your Mom

The phrase, “Your Mom”, has a lot of meaning to it. It means that you should write a letter to your mom and show her that you appreciate what she has done for you.

Tom : “I’m going to write Your Mom!”
Bill : “My mom? My mom’s dead.”

by jaeeee23 May 3, 2022

Ur Mom

Why are you looking up ur mom huh people SUS

UR MOM

by ur dad is hone August 31, 2022

ur mom

A very funny and shit way of responding to your idiotic friends

Person 1: guess what I did last night?
Person 2: IDK
Person 1: I Went To The Pub
Person 2: And I Went To Ur Mom

by YourmomXDLikes you February 15, 2022